Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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