when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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