When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Randomize
