break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize
