Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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