The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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