this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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