This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You brought string cheese to the strip club
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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