she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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