"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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