is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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