Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
