Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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