She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
