I didn't shave. On purpose
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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