If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
So many bounce houses so little time
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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