Betty ford says i'm here all night
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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