I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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