Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
there was a trapeze. enough said
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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