I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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