you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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