just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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