Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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