Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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