Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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