Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I think my vagina is haunted
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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