Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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