He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
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well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
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