He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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