just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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