It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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