so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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