At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Naked. naked and bneed help.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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