I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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