Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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