There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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