HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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