At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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