didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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