I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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