No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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