yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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