My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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