im holly from the hills drunk
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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