I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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