Are we in a gay sports bar?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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