I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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