You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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