Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
You are a genius and a whore.
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