how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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